Newcastle Woman Ball Biting

This happens to be a man’s worst nightmare and it must have been fucking painful!

Maria Topp from Newcastle admitted biting a blokes balls and only received a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months for doing it.

Now, I don’t know what you think, but if a woman tried to castrate me by biting off my bollocks, I would be seriously pissed off with the judge that handed her that sentence…

The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to his balls!!!

In fact, If it we’re the other way around. (where a bloke bit off the clitoris of a woman). The bloke would be called a “sexual predator” a “monster” or even compared to the likes of Jack the Ripper…

Click Here To Read The Full Story. BTW, the picture above is not related to the story, but his bollocks must have looked something like that!

According to the police, one of his testicles was exposed.

Justice is fucked up in this country, and this is just a tiny example! Such bullshit…

Sexy Escort Sarah From Bristol

Sexy Sarah Bristol Escort

Well, it’s been a while since the last time I have written a review, and it’s the first for my new blog. However, today I was feeling rather horny and it caught me unaware.

Just like an addict, I needed sex!

Now to be honest, I don’t usually use Bristol Escorts, for the simple fact I live in Bristol and it would be just my luck that I bump into somebody I know while taking out my new “date” for the evening…BUT, my need for a fuck was just too much, and a wank probably wouldn’t cut it…

I arranged to meet Sarah at the Gala Casino at 9:30pm for a drink or two before we hit my bedroom. (I booked her for 2 hours BTW).

I’m waiting at the bar in anticipation thinking about all the dirty things I would like to do to her, when I looked to my left, and there she was. I’m not kidding you, she looked fit as fuck wearing some kind of designer black dress and leather coat to match.

She looked at me like (are you the punter i’m meeting?). I immediatly said, are you Sarah? She gave a cheeky smile, which implied she was. With that, the barman came over and asked her if she wanted a drink, to which she looked at me, and I said what you having? JD and Coke…She replied.

In my head I was like, damn. Casino drinks are expensive as fuck…

We both sat down on the comfy sofas next to the bar and I said, (as a joke) so are you going to reimburse me for that JD then? She smiles and said I might buy you a drink when you pay me…With a cheeky little grin on her face, which made me LOL…

After some light conversation, flirting and the matter of payment, I suggested we should hit the roulette for ten minutes before we hit the road…

Usually, I suck at roulette, but after Sarah suggesting some kind of sequencial numbers, my starting £50 escalated into around £200 quid.

I was like “i’m in for a free fuck” Whoop whoop

Sarah was probably thinking I should give her someting, but I was like “fuck that…You’ve already been paid hun!”

Anyway, time to hit the cashdesk, cashout and get a taxi to mine…

During the journey, we spoke about gambling, where she was from, blah blah, small talk shit…All the while I was thinking “SEX ME“.

Thinking back on it now though, she was probably being sincere…Anyone looking for GFE would have appreciated the banter, but I just wanted to drop it like it’s hot if you know what I mean.

Finally, we arrive at mine…I’m thinking shit. I got like 40 minutes!

Now usually I would be a gentleman and offer some kind of refreshments to a lady, but time was against me. Plus I was thinking with my cock, not my heart!

I sat down without even offering her a seat, or to take her coat, and said. “I would really like you to do a sexy strip for me”.

Sarah diddn’t even reply and proceeded to strip in a sexy manner which I appreciated very much.

After the show, Sarah proceeded to unzip me. By this time my cock was throbbing, and I was scared she might catch my foreskin in the zip! So I stood up and unzipped myself.

Without hesitation, Sarah started OWO and I was like Wow…

After only a minute or two, I started to get “lock leg” and felt like I was going to come. Under normal circumstances, I would have just blasted her right there and then, but I really wanted to take her from behind…So I pulled out…LOL

I managed to recompose myself in the time it took to put on a condom, and asked if I could hit it from behind. “Sure” she replied.

I was like “hallelujah”, and I really don’t believe in god!

Well, I am a gentleman so no more details. However, I think you know I had a great time!

I would definetly recommend Sarah, and I will be calling her up again… You can book her at Bristol Belles Escorts Agency.

You can checkout her profile and photo gallery too. Enjoy. Shes haut as fuck and even better in real life!

BTW, Sarah, you still owe me a JD and Coke! You little hussy (joke) LOL…


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